people keep saying women aren’t here to ruin video games
and they’re right
I am here to ruin video games
I am going to ascend to the vidya throne, and with a wave of my mighty scepter I am going to change ALL THE GAMES, EVERY GAME
all the dudes will either have huge, pendulous dick physics, or be submissive weepy boys who get tied up all the time, or both, and all will have heart nipples. all of them.
even master chief. especially master chief.
Noooooo not my master chiiiiief